Tuesday, September 8, 2009

twenty-seven; Senator Christopher Franco, Specialized Road Bike


Note: avoid asking Rhetoric majors to define Rhetoric.
He’s oddly wholesome, buying over-priced milk at 11pm on a holiday weekend.
There’s something unsettlingly car-salesmen in his concern when I tell him about the Cycling teams recent suspension.
“This sounds like a rather draconian way to deal with this situation, perhaps I can help.”
He assures me that it was with the sincerest altruistic passion that he decided to be the student liaison for his dorms and later to run for his position as ASU Senator.
I’m sure it’s not at all related to the compiling of his Law School résumé.

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