Locking his bike to a tree with a 5lb Kryptonite “New York” chain, he’s so Oakland.
He rides a bike because he’s legally blind, thus they “punked” his license. He wears a full-face helmet, gloves and kneepads to the grocery store because after running stoplights and “paying for it” on the roof of a mini-van with a shattered face he just put new forks on his ride.
He’s smiling because he just got his bike out of four-months of “lockdown” for being “pulled over” with a concealed weapon; he no longer needs to walk to pick up his disability check
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